Here's a couple of Chuck Norris jokes of my invention.
Chuck Norris can say Candle Jack without anything happening to hi
Chuck Norris once raped God, for lack of anything better to do. This is now known as the big bang.
Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris walked on Jesus.
There was no bomb at Hiroshima... There was only Chuck Norris.
Nikola Tesla once boasted that he could destroy the planet. No-one dared him to try.
Chuck Norris once boasted that he could destroy the universe. Everyone knew he was right.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can defeat Chuck Norris in a fight.
Chuck Norris had a stunt double doing all his fight scenes in Walker Texas Ranger. The producer couldn't afford to replace the actors he was killing.